outing

What's cuter than cute?
Bulletholes in the slide

What's even more adorable?
Your boy sticking his fingers in them.

Still works.

Oh, stop judging. It's not like it happened in broad daylight. I think. They've been there forever.
Plus, this is a rich neighborhood. Houses go from a quarter to a half million dollars in these parts.
And that means people can't afford guns anymore.

Jake just learned the concept of throwing coins in the fountain. Now he begs "Mommy, maka wish PLEASE" every time he sees a fountain or a puddle. He tosses his coin in and says "I buy a wish!".
Because I'm a good mom, I just dug all my pennies out of my desk and put them in an old Rx bottle that I'll put in Jake's bag.