There was an ambulance outside yesterday afternoon and Jake just had to get a better look.

"oh dear!", he said, "I see ambulance. Be safe ambulance!"

Even when we went upstairs so we could get a birds-eye view of the whole thing Jake had to have the front row seat.

I was really hoping that one of the bags across the street finally kicked it and we could reclaim her parking spot (overweight apparently warrants a handicapped spot in my town) but it was just some sort of emergency in the whorehouse cum drughouse cum low-income-housing house across the street. Probably an overdose or something.
BORING.